Fill your 2026 with awesomeness!

Well, folks, here we are in the first week of 2026, and boy, do we owe you a thank-you for making 2025 what the accountants are calling our "great year"—which mostly meant we didn't go out of business, despite those serums that separated like a bad marriage and the packages that arrived looking like they'd been mailed from the bottom of the ocean. You kept buying anyway, probably out of pity, and for that we're grateful in our own fumbling way. This year, we're planning to launch new products on the regular—like clockwork, or at least every other month if the elves in the lab don't strike—and serve you better overall, assuming we don't screw it up worse. Here's to your skin staying youthful long after the rest of us have turned to dust.